identity crisis

If I were a boy right this moment, I think I'd like to be named Nacho. Don't ask why, I don't know either. I suppose it's because Nacha doesn't sound just as good on a girl. I'd hate to be called Nacha, although I think it would've been a possible nickname had I lived in, say, Mexico. Nope, now I got it straight. The possible nickname would've been Pancha.

Wait. Now I think I want to be named Coco. That would work for both girls as well, right?

Can you smell the boredom?

Maybe I'm just hungry. I should get something to eat.