aún puedes ganar aunque se pone los cuernos

Alguien se ha puesto los cuernos y no soy yo. No me mires así.

"Has your boyfriend/girlfriend been unfaithful? Get revenge, sell us his/her most precious belongings!"

This is so funny, the day isn't over yet but it's already been made!

Thank you, anedonia.net, for digging this up from wherever you found it. Beginning today, I think I'll be reading you regularly.

And now that I think about it, I am not beyond doing this. One might as well make the best out of a sucky situation. I could have fun, feel better, and make money while being at it, too. How can this not be a good thing?