i wish

Male pregnancy must be as much fun as a barrel of monkeys! I mean, just thinking about it makes me happy in a perverse sort of way, mostly because I'm still rather bitter that guys have no idea what PMS and icky periods are like. "Yeah, I know... My cousin goes through it, too," I've been once told when I said I was having PMS and I almost exploded, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE, NIMROD!"

Okay. Calming down... Whew.

And take it from Bob, who says: "I've dreamed about this my entire life. Sign me up!"

Hysterical.