things happen in the washroom

Oh, and speaking of toilets...

About two weeks ago, I was queued up at one of the booths at the office washroom when water suddenly flooded out of the last one to the left. A girl—ho shall be left unnamed for the obvious reason that everyone knows her around here—came out, somewhat pissed because her wedges got wet. Since it was my turn to go, I didn't spend any more time gawping at what seemed to be a flooded toilet.

While I was in the booth, I overheard the custodian complaining loudly.

"... because someone took a crap and doesn't know how to use the pail properly! Now look at this! I will have to clean everything up now!"

Eww.